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Welcome to First Look Gnomes – your all-access pass to quirky insights, unexpected discoverables, and offbeat humour that makes learning fun. Hosted by "Walliams" (broadcasting from the bottom of his garden in Cornwall, England) and Mr Hodgkiss (sharing stories straight from his Garden in Belfast, Northern Ireland), this podcast blends random yet fascinating trivia with genuine, heart-warming dad-jokes and thought-provoking conversation.
Twice a month, these two dads dive into topics that range from historical oddities and bizarre cultural titbits to contemporary curiosities and everyday marvels.
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First Look Gnomes
First Look at the 90’s & Potty Training | Nostalgia Meets Parenting Chaos
🎧 In this episode of First Look Gnomes, we take a first look at two worlds that couldn’t be more different — but are both hilariously unforgettable.
👉 First up, it’s the 90’s! From Tamagotchis and dial-up internet to baggy jeans and Britpop, we dive into the nostalgia that defined a generation. If you grew up in the 90’s, you’ll be nodding (and laughing) along.
👉 Then we switch gears to the chaos of potty training — the parenting milestone that’s messy, unpredictable, and full of funny stories. Whether you’re in the trenches right now or remembering the struggle, you’ll relate to the wins, fails, and everything in between.
It’s a mix of retro nostalgia and real-life parenting mayhem, served with the usual Gnome humour.
Two dads share their latest "first looks" while navigating parenthood, 90s nostalgia in 2025, and a special celebrity appearance from a children's TV legend.
• Mr Hodgkiss experiences a strange time warp as 2025 brings back Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, King of the Hill, and Oasis
• The podcast celebrates reaching 250 unique listeners in July, its best month ever
• Dave Benson Phillips (of "Get Your Own Back" fame) makes a special guest appearance with a promotional voice note
• Walliams shares his first look at potty training with his two-and-a-half-year-old son, including the celebrated milestone of the first "poo in the potty"
• The hosts reflect on how we celebrate bodily functions in childhood but stigmatise them as adults
• Updates from the fictional "Gno-It-All Gnome" who's currently seeking love in Australia
• Discussion of Premier League football returning and the end of summer holidays
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Welcome to First Look Gnomes your go-to podcast for dads doing silly things, share tips for dads and, of course, the dad jokes and the bad jokes.
Speaker 1:But, most importantly, we're here to share our first looks.
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Speaker 2:Mr hodgkiss, you don't have to be rich to be my gnome. You don't have to be cool to rule my world. Ain't no particular side I'm more compatible with. I just want you part time and you're six.
Speaker 1:I think I better dance now. Is that the prince version or the Tom Jones version? There's a bit of both, bit of both. Tom Jones, six, that again. Six up, tom Jones, six. Say it again Six. Make of that what you will listeners, what, what's up with that? I just, it sounds like you are saying one of two words.
Speaker 2:My Braveheart impression no, six, six Try to do Braveheart, pretending to be Tom Jones.
Speaker 1:You may never, you may take our lives.
Speaker 3:You may never take our freedom.
Speaker 1:Serious, I'd sort of yeah, tom Jones. Anyway, william, you've just completely gone off a tangent there, at the very start of the episode. Straight away, straight off, straight off the rails. Episode 6 William episode 6.
Speaker 2:Do you want to get stuck into your first look?
Speaker 1:whoa okay, do we not do things first nah?
Speaker 2:nah, we're mixing it up. Go straight into your first.
Speaker 1:Look you're mixing it up. We're going straight into first looks, okay, alright. Well, my first look. I'm not really sure if it's a first look or a second look.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's a big bizarre. It's a different podcast, a second second look named so, yeah, but this is why.
Speaker 1:So like, it's been August 2025. The year is 2025. And it feels like we have gone back in time, so I've got to first look at some stuff from the past, like the 90s. Walliams, now, I know retro is always a thing and I am a massive fan of retro, yeah, but in the last week, these are the things that I have been seeing in getting first looks at. Tell me it's 2025, or is it the 90s?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So first look at Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the new series of Buffy the Vampire.
Speaker 2:Slayer.
Speaker 1:Oh, new series of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, oh, the new series, okay, yeah, not the original, the new series of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the remake, teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles oh yeah, back at the cinema. Yeah, the original Turtles movie from the 90s is back at the cinema. King of the Hill is back for season 14. So King of the hill is back for season 14. So king of the hill launched 1997. Back now, what's in 97? Goodness, even harry potter is now filming again. Yeah, I remember watching the original harry potter. No, that wasn't the 90s, to be fair, that was like the early 2000s. But yeah, they're remaking it. It's got so old that they're remaking it. Yeah, I still remember the original vividly. South park is now making massive headlines again because, of donald trump and he's talking little penis.
Speaker 1:So all these things I'm looking at, thinking and what else is going on tour wise Oasis.
Speaker 1:Oasis is back. Yes, it's like when this first look at this massive 90s nostalgia wave. Now I remember when the last nostalgia wave for the 80s happened about 10 years ago. So it's like, oh my goodness, all of a sudden, in like 10 years time, the noughties are going to be nostalgic because, like you're going to be in 2035, like 30 years, in 2005. So like we, we started university in 2002. Yeah, so in 10 years time, we'll be looking back at when we finished university and, like nelly will be such a never been a nostalgic act, things like that, yeah it's so weird reflex bars.
Speaker 2:They were 80s bars, weren't they 80s bars? Yeah, but that was 2002, so it was not that long ago, is it no?
Speaker 1:yeah, no. So the 90s bars now there must be well, there isn't, is it? There should be, there should be. There's got to be soon, yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, no, there isn't bars. There isn't bars anymore. You can't go and have a drink anymore.
Speaker 1:No, unless you're in.
Speaker 2:Belfast and you go to hotels and drink.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, that's true. Throw it back to the. No one has bars or pubs anymore do they.
Speaker 1:Well, I don't know. We're so old now who knows what the kids do these days. It's really bizarre seeing kind of like Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Turtles back and South Park back. It's weird. I'm enjoying it because I love South Park, I loved Buffy the Vampire Slayer. But like seeing Buffy the the vampire slayer come back plus it's sarah michelle geller, who did the original, is back and I loved her. Like it brought back all kinds of memories. I'm not gonna lie to you. There's all kinds of feelings that were just very deep when the family's back, pam is back, yeah, for for those who know anything about me, they know that like I, I was actually in love with pam ransom. She's the one that got away to be honest, the one that got away I'm very happily married, but pam runs, and what a woman, what a woman.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I haven't actually seen the making good yet. I don't want to go and see it though. Have you seen it? No, no, it looks very funny it's very funny, I trailer was brilliant. Yeah, have you seen any of the summer movies valiums? No, no, we wanted to see. We were going to go and see fantastic four at the weekend. Are we good?
Speaker 1:no, we didn't see it. We ended up going to a skate room. My cousin was, oh, my cousin, my nephew was over, uh, to bring his cousin and he'd already seen Fantastic Four. And he was like, oh, we'll go and see it again. And Brayden suggested going to the skate room and my sister had said, what about the skate room? So we ended up going to the skate room, which was pretty cool, but I haven't seen Fantastic Four. I think I talked about Superman a couple of episodes ago, didn't I?
Speaker 1:I quite enjoyed the the jessica alba fantastic four yes, do you remember that story about that right when I went to vancouver and saw her?
Speaker 2:do you remember how much I love?
Speaker 1:jessica alba.
Speaker 3:So we've talked about it, did you no?
Speaker 1:yes, yes, I went to see jessica because I was. I went and found out where they were filming because I wanted to go and be like that's jessica alba. So we've talked about literally three of my four hall of fame kind of what's the word? Like celebrity crushes. I guess I was gonna say honeys, we're in the 90s, let's talk about the honeys. Oh, dear pam ronson, you sound like someone from the 90s?
Speaker 2:now I do. Oh, dear Pam Ransom, you sound like someone from the 90s now.
Speaker 1:I do Pam Ransom, sarah Michelle Gellar, jessica Alba and who's the fourth one? Williams, who makes up number? Who's the fourth one? Britney?
Speaker 3:Spears your favourite of all time Britney.
Speaker 1:No, Britney's skanky no.
Speaker 2:She's 90s, isn't she?
Speaker 1:She's 90s actually she's very 90s, yeah, living in vancouver and it's big film scene over there. So like we're filming, well, we see these signs of film. We know, the film.
Speaker 1:fantastic for two silver surfer. I am a little bit obsessed with jessica rob at this time so I'm like, well, I know where that is, I'm going to go down there today. So I went to the it was the Greyhound bus station and you get really close and you can watch them actually filming the scenes that were in the film. And it was amazing because not only are you watching a Hollywood film being filmed, but it's Jessica flipping Alba in a Fantastic Four uniform. So you know, yeah, it was good fun, good fun.
Speaker 2:But I haven't seen the new film yet. So what was your first look?
Speaker 1:The 90s.
Speaker 2:We're hot off the press staff. The while first looks.
Speaker 1:We really are. We're talking about Fantastic Four circa 2006.
Speaker 2:If you want to hear it first here. There's here and there, the 90s.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we haven't talked about anything, that's less than 20 or 19 years old, yet.
Speaker 2:At least 20 or 19 years old.
Speaker 1:Even that there were people who were born in 2006, who are now 19. Yeah, 2006 was like yesterday, but it wasn't. It was 19 years ago, yeah, oh so. Yes, there's a lot of nostalgia 90s nostalgia going on at the minute, and so it's a weird first look, but you know, it is what it is, it's the world we live in.
Speaker 2:Yeah first look at the 90s. First part of feedback. First part of feedback shout outs. First of all, let's say, some new listeners from Limassol, in the Limassol district, where's that. Williams, I don't know Limassol district. Limassol district is in.
Speaker 1:Where is it in?
Speaker 2:oh, it's Cyprus, can you say it again for me Limassol oh, it's Cyprus, can you say it again?
Speaker 1:for me Limassol L-I-M-S-S. It's not what you said about a minute ago, lim.
Speaker 2:L-I-M Asshole.
Speaker 1:I thought you said my asshole no limb, limb asshole, limb asshole, limb asshole.
Speaker 2:It's in Cyprus Jaipur, jaipur, as in the beer yeah oh, shako Jumachi, tokyo, el Monte, california, american Fork in Utah. Ooh, welcome to Unsent Saviour so welcome listeners.
Speaker 1:Do you think any of these people are bots or do you reckon these are genuine?
Speaker 2:people. Well, if they're bots and they like listening, 010101.
Speaker 1:Hello, hello, I don't mind who you are as long as you're listening you're robot listening 010101. That may be the sharpest, quickest organic joke you've ever made. That was genius that was genius very clever.
Speaker 2:Stats are looking good, so July was one of the best months ever. Wow, ever, and you're not going to believe this, but with about 250 unique listeners in July unbelievable. And for the potential sponsors, that's obviously 250,000 thousand yes, yes, yes. I also recently took a poll. Found out that 99% of people in the tent were angry when I gave it a clap. Amazing, Sorry, An actual stat. Five quarters of people won't admit that they are bad with fractions.
Speaker 1:Oh, my goodness gracious me. I love the fact you're sniggering to yourself. Are you drunk? No, just drunk with happiness, drunk with happiness. Happiness, not happiness. My ass, all in happiness what else we got?
Speaker 2:a little voice note. A little voice note. Let's have a little listen, shall we?
Speaker 3:hello, mr Hodgekiss, hello, mr Williams, also known as the first look gnomes. I am broadcaster and minor TV legend, dave Benson. Hello there. I just want to say to all those people watching this broadcast with me right now please have a listen to the First Look Gnomes, listen to their broadcasts and have a huge laughy time with them. They talk about all sorts of stuff, stuff that you might be interested in, stuff that you might not be interested in. But whatever way, give them a listen. Okay, enough, big love to you From me, dbp. All right, I'm going to find this off. Here we go.
Speaker 2:Oh, isn't that lovely DBP.
Speaker 1:Dave Benson PhillipsP. Dave Benson Phillips.
Speaker 2:Dave.
Speaker 1:Benson. Phillips so let's give some context to that video. Is he a mate of yours or something? I mean? Dave got back years, so last episode or two episodes ago you said we were getting found for kids TV.
Speaker 2:We were we were trending for kids tv 125 or something. On the search I thought we're number six, or is that last I've?
Speaker 1:been?
Speaker 2:no, I can't remember, yeah, well we're doing well, so you know you're doing very well.
Speaker 1:You know 250 000 unique listeners in july, so and you put a few calls in, you speak to a few people and before you know it, before you know it, benson phillips of get your own back fame legend send us a little voice note to help us promote the show if you want to see the video.
Speaker 1:It will be on the website eventually, but we were talking about this podcast earlier listeners we were discussing because I showed my mom and dad the video of Dave Benson Phillips and they were like oh, oh, dave Benson Phillips. And my dad was like so why does this all work? Do you make any money from it? I was like no, dad. Let's be honest. We do this because we like the people. We know a few people listen and we know they enjoy it, for whatever reason, but it's just a great excuse for you and me to get to get our idea imagine.
Speaker 1:Imagine if we were famous. Would we be able to. You know, if we were famous, we would actually get jess thalber, pam ramsons, famous dog getter, and kenny brook on the podcast. Would we really Kenny Brock on the podcast, please? Although?
Speaker 3:with all the guests.
Speaker 2:I think you'll be you'll definitely be the one speaking all the time until the Pam Landerson episode, and I'll be speaking because you'll just be dumbstruck literally like one of yeah, she's Pam Landerson, who's just, yeah, a Hall of Famer, hall of Famer, hall of famer, hall of famer.
Speaker 1:So we got a postcard from the know it all known, so for for listeners to the podcast he was in thailand.
Speaker 2:I think he's on his way to australia, australia, yeah.
Speaker 1:So we have a postcard from him. So he's out there. So the poor no-one I know, he lost his wife and he's full of wisdom from the old world and he's out there trying to explore new horizons and he's actually looking for love. He doesn't like being alone. He wants to find somebody. So he decided to go on a round-the-world trip. So at the minute he's in Australia. So he sent me a little postcard and I will read this to you now.
Speaker 1:Please do. Yeah, he says good day from Australia. Do you want me to do his voice? I'm very good at avoiding his voice impression. No, just read it normally. Do you ever get some feedback when somebody prefers it, when it's my own voice rather than the one I'm doing his?
Speaker 2:hello voice. Oh, you do sound like him actually. I'm strange Good.
Speaker 1:No, I read it normally, so he writes in. And it's lovely to hear from him because, like, and it's lovely to hear from him because we haven't heard from him for a few weeks, so it's nice to hear what he's up to so good day from Australia, the land of sunshine, surf and spiders big enough to claim squatters' rights in your bathroom.
Speaker 1:I went on a date this week with a lovely local named Shazza Shazza. We met at a beach bar and I thought things were going well until I mentioned I was a gnome. She laughed and she said she only dated tall men. I told her. I made up for it in wisdom and enthusiasm, and then she ordered another drink. So that was good. That was great. We decided to take a moonlight stroll along the sand.
Speaker 3:Wow, is that romantic.
Speaker 1:It was going swimmingly until I tripped over my own feet and face planted into a sandcastle.
Speaker 2:Oh no.
Speaker 1:It wasn't a child sandcastle, it was an adult competition entry. There were two men with clipboards and they watched in horror as they destroyed their Sydney Opera House with their heads. Shazza tried to help me up, but as I couldn't get up and the tide was coming in and it sank my trousers and well, let's just say it looked like I'd had a little accident.
Speaker 2:Oh no.
Speaker 1:Sadly. She politely told me that she had an early morning and she left me there Dripping and gritty, in places that will never be the same, oh dear. So here's my wisdom of the week, oh, dear.
Speaker 2:I mean, that's quite sad. That is bless him. He's not having too much luck, is he?
Speaker 1:no, I mean, last time he wrote a postcard and he was with somebody who wasn't who they claimed to be, shall we say, madame Boom Boom, something like that. And now and now he thought he'd found something, some connection with Shazza, but he ended up with sand in his pants and so you don't understand your pants, do you? I don't know. I don't think it'll be long until he comes home at the minute. Let's hope.
Speaker 2:Let's hope right, let's hope that things turn around for him where do you think he should go next, though, if he's in australia now?
Speaker 1:he's not said, is he? So he's still in australia. So why are you probably?
Speaker 2:if he's gonna, he's going around the world, probably towards hawaii or new zealand yeah, I mean, he skips a lot of places already, to be honest, isn't he?
Speaker 1:to be honest, isn't he? He's been around the world twice.
Speaker 2:Well, maybe he's halfway around the world already.
Speaker 1:Hasn't he been to. Let's wish him luck, Walliams.
Speaker 2:Let's wish him luck, I look forward to the next. Good to hear from him Looking forward to the next episode On to your first look, Walliams, First look.
Speaker 1:So we your first look, William. What have we got First?
Speaker 2:look, mm-hmm. So we in our house, we have had a first look at potty training. Oh, so we are now in a.
Speaker 1:I thought Georgie was Well done Georgie was a track.
Speaker 2:Well done, georgie. We are now in the world of potter training, so yeah having a two and a half year old we're. It's non-stop, isn't it? From a baby onwards, it's just, you're constantly learning something new, as I'm sure you are with Bradaden, and he's eight, but well, nine, sorry, but there's always williams.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just to interrupt. We literally talked about this off air. How, but when's his birthday?
Speaker 2:next month and how old?
Speaker 3:are you going to?
Speaker 1:be Twelve. You're such an idiot. Anyway, sorry Interrupt, but my point is.
Speaker 2:You'll be really brainy if you listen to this. My point is that you're constantly learning, and you're constantly learning. Every day is a school day as they get older, isn't it? But yeah, we're in a world of potty training. How's he getting on with it? He's doing well, so he's actually running to the potty now, which is oh, that's right.
Speaker 2:So when we had the first weekend, he literally just got a right of a couple days of literally just you're in, you're pooing and peeing everywhere, guaranteed still poo and pee everywhere. So the house stinks at the moment. So the sofa and carpet, it's that smell of you know, when you're peeing it, then you clean it, then you're peeing it, then you clean it, then you pee on it and you clean it again and it's that whole sort of mixture smell. But uh, no, he's, he's got it in his head now that the potty and we've got a um, a bum ball b potty, so it's a bumblebee um, which is a bum ball b potty, um, and he's got this big, but he's not quite. He's used the big potty a couple times. It's actually on the on the loo um, but yeah, using his little potty.
Speaker 2:And, and we had our a little sequel for you I know it's a favorite of yours, massage guest. We had a sequel, co-brand number two, so we had the first poo in the potty well, that's better than the bath.
Speaker 2:Yeah, nothing in the bath, but uh, first poo in the potty and, and bless him, because they go through a bit of a. I don't know it's gonna be very awkward for him, but he went from going daily to I don't know when to poo now, so I'm just not gonna poo. Um, it's about five days, and then, yeah, poo in the potty and, uh, it was a big poo. I I don't, like I said with the, the, the co-brand episode, which I just guess, how is it bigger than them? Like when you think about it, when it comes out, how is it the size of? Yeah, imagine, from you, like the bottom of your stomach up to your neck, but that's not all poo, is it?
Speaker 1:If you didn't poo for five days well, didn't people five? Guys well, but so yeah, so uh, but it's, yeah, it's great, so we've obviously celebrated it.
Speaker 2:It's a big milestone, yeah, but that's that's what this podcast is about. Miss hodgkins first looks and you know, first looks are pretty amazing. Special because you know how many poos have we had in a lifetime. Do we go and celebrate?
Speaker 3:go well done well done.
Speaker 2:You've had a poo in the loo. You don't do, but you know his first poo in the body. That was a celebratory moment and you don't really celebrate them yeah.
Speaker 1:Well then, logan, you get to the stage now where people, if you tell people you've got a poo, like what? Oh, what are you telling me? And if they find out you've done a poo because they're going to the bathroom after you, they get really angry like there's, there's no other time, oh yeah, like you hear things like this what is this must sound familiar. Why didn't you open the window? Oh, you could have put some bleach down the toilet or you know what is it on the floor.
Speaker 1:But when you're logan's age, you literally get fanfare of you know you've been to the toilet. Yeah, that's incredible. Well done you. And yeah, when did we stop doing that? When did we stop?
Speaker 2:When do we stop yeah?
Speaker 1:Forget. You forget now, like you forget how big of a deal it is Party training. You know it's a massive kind of, it is a massive master moment and there's a tomorrow.
Speaker 2:Tomorrow got big day out tomorrow, so we're going to be out and about all day. So we're going to take the party with us and see what happens.
Speaker 1:I mean that'd be free. Yeah, so we're gonna take the potty with us and see what happens. You're in nappy free.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, so, yeah. So he wears his pants and he's gonna be his big boy pants, and you know he's not a baby, he's a big boy as he tells us, yeah a big boy.
Speaker 2:So, yeah, we'll see what happens, because our age as well, because you can't quite, because you as a, as a toddler and a baby, and we all should be like it, apart from in the poo situation. But they live in the moment and there's like in the moment, in the moment, in the moment, whereas you know, you get to that age where you're like I've got a forward plan here, I need a pee or a poo, I need to think right, I gotta get to me. But when you're that age, you're just so in the moment, which is lovely. You're like I'm having a great time, for a brief second, like, oh, I really need to pee, well, I'm having fun. And then, oh no. But today he had a little accident, blessing a little nugget, but he's getting to that point of ah, potty, quick, quick, quick run. How was that? Because it wasn't until that moment of oh, it's, you know, it's out, you need to know, of course, of course.
Speaker 2:But yeah so when do we lose that? That's in the moment. You know we're always planning stuff, aren't we? And yeah, the safety, we and the oh, I have a poo now before I go out. When do we lose the innocence of being a toddler?
Speaker 1:well, I mean, you know, it's not one of my favourite subjects to talk about, that's right yeah, I appreciate you making me think of giant poos but anyway, this is cool.
Speaker 1:Code Brown. Yeah, code Brown. So are you into your little 9 volt ones? Leave the Code Brown episode out. Although it was very funny, I must admit I wasn't the one to listen back to and I genuinely laughed. Leave the code brown episode out, although it was very funny. I must admit, when listening back I didn't I'm the one that I can listen back to and I've genuinely laughed. Well, it was just randomly on the phone and I remember, because I don't remember what we talk about. We record these on a friday.
Speaker 1:By by the time we get to record this, I am usually so frazzled because of the way I don't really do any planning, and neither do you, and we talk about this and then go to bed and all that and I forget. And then I'm like, oh, I'll do it. I can't remember what it talks about. And then occasionally I'll get a note and I'll listen to the Code Brown one and I've forgotten the conversation. So as it's coming up, I'm like, oh, no, and then I hear myself on the thing going, oh, oh, and it's like an echo. It is like an echo. It is like an echo Because you forget. You're like, oh, yeah, I just don't. Yeah, I mean even the name Code Brown. I mean even the name Code Brown. It's horrible, isn't it? It's horrible. Anyway, yes, well, well done, logan. Well done, logan. Nothing even enjoyed you, because that is a big achievement to kind of get the kid partying.
Speaker 2:So we've still got a way to go. It's about we've got a little sticker chart, so he likes his stickers. So if he goes to the pauses, pants down himself or you know, the potty gets a sticker so he enjoys that. Nice. And yeah, yeah, poo in the potty. Long may it continue. Yeah, well, the next step is in the toilet.
Speaker 1:So, uh, wait till the first episode, I'm gonna get one of them seats, because of's like little seats. Yeah, we've got those.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah. He used it, but he had his first poo, yeah, so that'd be a future episode.
Speaker 1:Have you pooed in it? Have you tried to sit on the middle seat? Yeah, why would I do that? Shit's in Google, literally.
Speaker 2:Any other news for you, George?
Speaker 1:There is not a great deal to report. As I reported in the last episode, life is pretty boring at the minute because we're just stuck in renovation hell and doing this and that. But it's the end of the summer holidays, so the kids get back to school and football season's back up. So yes, first look at the Premier League season, First look at the Premier League season holiday, so the kids get back to school and football season's back up.
Speaker 1:so yes first look at the Premier League season. First look at the Premier League season, which is good. It's always nice to have the football on. It's a bit of a distraction, something to listen to and, yeah, not really much else to report. Whilst it's pretty, it's pretty mundane here at the minute. Pretty mundane, wow, what about you? Anything?
Speaker 2:else to talk about. No, I mean, I've been married, mr Hitchkiss, for every year. Now you have and there's a lot to consider before getting married. On the well, on the one hand you get to wear a shiny ring and on the other you don't. Oh dear that little chuckle do you know listeners?
Speaker 1:I don't know what's going on, but he's laughing so hard at his own jokes.
Speaker 2:But he started to laugh before the actual thing started. What was that rap I heard? What was that rap I heard? You know like I feel a bit weird.
Speaker 1:That was the last episode, Williams. No one knows what I said.
Speaker 2:It's still two weeks later, it's still. It's still two weeks later, it's still. Hey, bozy bugger, have a good week, two weeks everyone. Yes enjoy yourselves. Be kind to each other. See you on the next episode, episode seven.
Speaker 1:If you've got any recommendations listeners for seven songs, send them in to firstlookgnomesoutlookcom. You got it. Six you may. Six, you may never. You may take our lives, but you'll never take up freedom.
