First Look Gnomes
Two Dad's doing Silly Things.
Everyone wants to learn something new, but only some people want to sit down and read a bunch of nonsense - so why not listen to some instead? Chuck in some random facts and a couple of Dad jokes, and you'll be full of (potentially useless) knowledge in no time.
Whether all of it is true is part of the gnomery.
Join Cornishman "Walliams" in the shed at the bottom of his garden in Cornwall and Wulfrunian (a man from Wolverhampton apparently) "Mr Hodgkiss" from Belfast as they take a "first look" at the relatively unknown, learn some stuff and chat about life as Parents.
Dive into the First Look Gnome Universe every month and learn about random things you didn't even know you wanted to learn about! Fill some of your day with something interesting, engaging, and funny.
Welcome to the bottom of the garden.......'But what about the Gnomes?' I hear you cry!
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First Look Gnomes
Multimedia Production Degree Gnomes are off to a good start for 2025
Ever wondered what happens when technology decides to have a good laugh at our expense?
From numbers proposing marriage to bees with unexpected talents, and a zebra with an extraordinary chest, we promise this episode will leave you wheezing with laughter.
We also look ahead with optimism to 2025, revealing our lofty resolutions to launch a new website and raise the bar on our podcast game. We're calling on you, our cherished listeners, to be part of our journey.
Share your thoughts, dad tips, or burning questions with our Gno-it-all gnome by writing to firstlookgnomes@outlook.com.
Though this episode is a short one...we assure you, the gnomes are hard at work mastering the art of recording for a longer, more polished episode soon.
Until then, keep the joy alive and have a fantastic January!
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Hello gnomies. Fortunately, 98% of the audio didn't record properly, so this is a very short episode. Unfortunately, the 2% recorded were the jokes. Please write in to firstlookgnomes at outlookcom to ask them to stop.
Speaker 2:Why didn't episode 4 ask episode 5 to marry them? I don't know, because they were only interested in 6. Episode 4 was interested in 9 very good but 7 ate.
Speaker 2:9, episode 4 what kind of bees produce milk boobies? What kind of bees produce milk Boo-bees? Another one, another one. Which animal has the largest chest? A Zed bra. Before Christmas, I was buying a fake Christmas tree for Christmas, obviously, I don't know when else you'd buy one and the person behind the till asked if I was going to put it up on myself. I told her not to be disgusting and rude. I'm going to put it in the living room. What is a long, wide thing that men such as yourself carry? I don't know, alex. What is a long, wide thing that men such as yourself carry? I don't know, alex. What is a long, wide thing that men such as myself carry? A tie? That's very true. Yes, I don't know what you're getting at. I wonder where you're going with that one, my son. He's now getting at the age where he's curious about the human body. Oh yes, so I guess I'll have to hide it somewhere else.
Speaker 1:Now that's the end of that episode.
Speaker 2:Yay, yay, 2025. 2025. 2025, wiles Happy New.
Speaker 1:Year. That's a joke. Any new?
Speaker 2:resolutions. Get a website launched. Try harder at the podcast. It's coming 2025, this year. Oh yes, it's coming 2025. All right, have a lovely couple of weeks of Happy January. Bye, Happy.
Speaker 1:January. Bye, happy January, bye, bye. Tune in next time for a longer episode where maybe our gnomes will actually learn how to record. Write in to firstlookgnomes at outlookcom for your fish pond of feedback or your tips for dads, your own first looks or a question for the know-it-all gnome.
