First Look Gnomes
Two Dads doing Silly Things.
About First Look Gnomes
Welcome to First Look Gnomes – your all-access pass to quirky insights, unexpected discoverables, and offbeat humour that makes learning fun. Hosted by "Walliams" (broadcasting from the bottom of his garden in Cornwall, England) and Mr Hodgkiss (sharing stories straight from his Garden in Belfast, Northern Ireland), this podcast blends random yet fascinating trivia with genuine, heart-warming dad-jokes and thought-provoking conversation.
Twice a month, these two dads dive into topics that range from historical oddities and bizarre cultural titbits to contemporary curiosities and everyday marvels.
Whether you’re seeking engaging entertainment, a fresh dose of unconventional education, or simply a friendly chat about life’s hidden wonders, First Look Gnomes is here to surprise, enlighten, and delight.
For listeners worldwide—(including those in Laos)—our show is designed to attract curious minds eager for unique, bite-sized revelations.
Tune in on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube, and all major platforms, and join our community of inquisitive souls who celebrate learning with a laugh.
Remember: Good things come to gnomes who wait… and to those who subscribe, rate, and review!
First Look Gnomes
Multimedia Production Degree Gnomes are off to a good start for 2025
Ever wondered what happens when technology decides to have a good laugh at our expense?
From numbers proposing marriage to bees with unexpected talents, and a zebra with an extraordinary chest, we promise this episode will leave you wheezing with laughter.
We also look ahead with optimism to 2025, revealing our lofty resolutions to launch a new website and raise the bar on our podcast game. We're calling on you, our cherished listeners, to be part of our journey.
Share your thoughts, dad tips, or burning questions with our Gno-it-all gnome by writing to firstlookgnomes@outlook.com.
Though this episode is a short one...we assure you, the gnomes are hard at work mastering the art of recording for a longer, more polished episode soon.
Until then, keep the joy alive and have a fantastic January!
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Hello gnomies. Fortunately, 98% of the audio didn't record properly, so this is a very short episode. Unfortunately, the 2% recorded were the jokes. Please write in to firstlookgnomes at outlookcom to ask them to stop.
Speaker 2:Why didn't episode 4 ask episode 5 to marry them? I don't know, because they were only interested in 6. Episode 4 was interested in 9 very good but 7 ate.
Speaker 2:9, episode 4 what kind of bees produce milk boobies? What kind of bees produce milk Boo-bees? Another one, another one. Which animal has the largest chest? A Zed bra. Before Christmas, I was buying a fake Christmas tree for Christmas, obviously, I don't know when else you'd buy one and the person behind the till asked if I was going to put it up on myself. I told her not to be disgusting and rude. I'm going to put it in the living room. What is a long, wide thing that men such as yourself carry? I don't know, alex. What is a long, wide thing that men such as yourself carry? I don't know, alex. What is a long, wide thing that men such as myself carry? A tie? That's very true. Yes, I don't know what you're getting at. I wonder where you're going with that one, my son. He's now getting at the age where he's curious about the human body. Oh yes, so I guess I'll have to hide it somewhere else.
Speaker 1:Now that's the end of that episode.
Speaker 2:Yay, yay, 2025. 2025. 2025, wiles Happy New.
Speaker 1:Year. That's a joke. Any new?
Speaker 2:resolutions. Get a website launched. Try harder at the podcast. It's coming 2025, this year. Oh yes, it's coming 2025. All right, have a lovely couple of weeks of Happy January. Bye, Happy.
Speaker 1:January. Bye, happy January, bye, bye. Tune in next time for a longer episode where maybe our gnomes will actually learn how to record. Write in to firstlookgnomes at outlookcom for your fish pond of feedback or your tips for dads, your own first looks or a question for the know-it-all gnome.
