First Look Gnomes
Two Dad's doing Silly Things.
Everyone wants to learn something new, but only some people want to sit down and read a bunch of nonsense - so why not listen to some instead? Chuck in some random facts and a couple of Dad jokes, and you'll be full of (potentially useless) knowledge in no time.
Whether all of it is true is part of the gnomery.
Join Cornishman "Walliams" in the shed at the bottom of his garden in Cornwall and Wulfrunian (a man from Wolverhampton apparently) "Mr Hodgkiss" from Belfast as they take a "first look" at the relatively unknown, learn some stuff and chat about life as Parents.
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First Look Gnomes
From Boxing Day Jokes to Cornwall's Secrets
Join us on a festive Boxing Day journey where we reminisce about our favourite Christmas traditions, from the delightful taste of Neon Raptor's "Carol" IPA to tales of childhood encyclopaedias like Grolier and Encarta.
Our holiday party is in full swing, complete with the flavours of mango and gooseberry that transport us back to Nottingham, and a spirited discussion filled with laughter and holiday cheer.
Ever heard of the "Cornwall Bounce"? Prepare to be fascinated as we unravel Cornwall's geological quirks, a phenomenon that sees the land rise and fall with the tides, discovered by Dr. Matt King back in 2003. With insights into this unique feature and a light-hearted touch on Cornwall’s ancient connection to Brittany, we sprinkle humor with playful dad tips to round off the conversation. It's an insightful narrative that captures the spirit of the season with a dash of science and a sprinkle of fun.
As we navigate the holiday season, we touch on the art of balancing family time and social commitments with a humorous edge. Expect laughs through playful Boxing Day jokes featuring legends like Mike Tyson and glimpses into the 2024-2025 Ally Pally darts tournament.
Whether it's the excitement of holiday football matches or the thrill of watching darts, we promise an episode brimming with light-hearted banter, sports predictions, and festive joy, ensuring your Boxing Day is as merry as it is entertaining.
Join us at the bottom of the garden for a first look at.....
- Thirsty Firsts
- Neonraptors Carol! Neon Raptor Carol IPA 6.5% (440ml can) – Hop Burns & Black
- Happy Christmas Happy Christmas 2024 | Cloudwater | Candied Orange Pale | UK | Brew Cavern
- First Look at the "Cornwall Bounce"
- World Darts 2025
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Speaker 3:Do what you want to do episode three yeah, that was beautiful and you who sung that originally was it, episode three, I don't know. Entrance or something.
Speaker 1:No, it's not Entrance no, no, no, but it's one word, other other Google or Bing or Yahoo, or however you search your. I should Ultranate because you're free Ultranate.
Speaker 3:Williams to do what you want to do.
Speaker 1:You've got to live your life. It's Boxing Day, yay, happy.
Speaker 3:Boxing Day Merry Christmas. Full disclaimer. We are recording this a few weeks before Boxing Day, so we hope, we hope this is actually coming out on Boxing Day and you're listening to this happy, full of turkey. We, because we're stupid, we are going to talk about things that are pre-Christmas, even though you're going to listen to this post-Christmas or during Christmas. But you know what? That's half the fun.
Speaker 1:It's like a nice little time capsule going back to a few weeks ago To remind yourself of life before Christmas, but it's our known Christmas party, isn't it?
Speaker 3:It is what we're doing, william. Is that we and?
Speaker 1:what does that mean? That means firsty-first Whee. And for does that mean that means thirsty first, whey, whey. And for those that listened to the last episode, I've still not changed my setup, so excuse me, whilst I try to get to the thirsty first, fridge.
Speaker 3:Trying to get to the fridge, making it look much more awkward than it needs to. I'm going to Well, because I have a can ready to open for our Christmas party. While you're searching for your beer, I'm going to see if I can get the sound effect.
Speaker 1:Is this the first of us? No, it's not. It's the first of.
Speaker 3:It's the same thing. I always drink yes Whitewater Brewery from Northern Ireland.
Speaker 1:So first the first.
Speaker 3:What have we got, Wiles?
Speaker 1:This is not the first time I've had the brewing company, but it's definitely the first time I've had this one, so this is a. I don't know if you can see that this is from the Brewing Company Neon Raptor and it's called, and it's called Carol.
Speaker 3:And it's got a Christmas Carol guy on the front.
Speaker 1:And it must be linked to something that I'm not too sure reference. Do you know the reference? You're more up to date with cultural things I have zero idea it's a red label. It's a, a chap that looks like he's at an office christmas party. He's got his tie on, he's got a cigarette in his fingers, wearing a Christmas hat. It's called Carol, with an exclamation mark Carol. It's an IPA. It's a 6.6%.
Speaker 3:Ooh, that's a good one.
Speaker 1:It's brewed in Nottingham. Oh nice, our old stomping ground, our old stomping ground and it says Ho, ho, ho and day bo bo to you, carol in HR. Sorry, carol in HR supplied us with lashings of Idaho 7, uconaut, mosaic Cryo and Nelson Salvin hops.
Speaker 3:There you go. That's why it's called Carol, obviously.
Speaker 1:It sounds like poisonous chemicals to me For elements of mango, lime and gooseberry.
Speaker 3:If drank worse, get it in your arse. Let's see what it's like.
Speaker 1:There we go. It's a little.
Speaker 3:Just a note, william, to listeners, it's pungent. Has it got a smell? When he reads the label, listeners, he does it one eye closed, one eye open, as if he's looking at a dictionary or the Britannia Encyclopedia. Nope, just the label of the beer.
Speaker 1:I was a. I was a grolier man when I was a kid a grolier man yes what's a Grolier? Man when I was a kid. A Grolier man. Yes, what's a Grolier? Grolier Sounds like a growth. So you said Britannica.
Speaker 3:So Grolier were the competitors Okay. G-r-o-l-i-r. I think you do like to be different, don't you?
Speaker 1:We had a salesperson that came round to sell the encyclopedia books wow see, we had a.
Speaker 3:This is a blast from the past.
Speaker 1:We had Encarta so we just got the letter B like the episode of friends with Joey.
Speaker 3:We I never read an encyclopedia, but I remember our school had an RM Nimbus PC with a CD-ROM.
Speaker 1:Yes, I think we yes.
Speaker 3:It had Encarta. The Encarta Digital Encyclopedia.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Which, at the time, was just mind-blowing.
Speaker 1:Before the internet it was like so much information on CDs and videos.
Speaker 3:You could watch videos on the computer. Like wow, this is just unbelievable From a CD. Yeah, it's the future.
Speaker 2:Today.
Speaker 1:And if all quids in, we can release an update CD next year, uh-huh 30 year plan was there. So I've just pulled it. It's quite a very light number.
Speaker 3:Looks lovely. What's the verdict? Yeah, nice.
Speaker 1:It's refreshing, doesn't taste very alcoholic 6.6%.
Speaker 3:You've got to be careful with that.
Speaker 1:But it doesn't taste. Oh, a bit of a, a bit of a To it. I love how serious he takes this. Listeners, it doesn't taste. Oh, a bit of a, a bit of a To it yeah.
Speaker 3:I love how serious he takes this listeners. He's like, oh yeah, he's like mm. Getting around these chops making the noises.
Speaker 1:Could you imagine if I actually had some decent vocab for these reviews?
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's very. It's very beery, it's uh.
Speaker 1:Yeah nice, mmm, it's very beer-y, mmm, it's beer. Yeah nice, I mean I would. I feel like I'm becoming it might be more of my age. I'm becoming more of a darker beer man.
Speaker 3:Oh yes.
Speaker 1:Because it's been branded as a Christmas beer.
Speaker 3:What makes it Christmassy?
Speaker 1:Carol, I'm the man with a Christmas hat.
Speaker 3:Just the label basically.
Speaker 1:Just the label. So that's kind of put me off a bit. I'm like Christmas has got to taste like Christmas. Yeah, Like the sticky tofu pudding that tastes like Christmas pudding on the previous episode. So that's going to knock it down and I know you wanted a number of gnome fingers out of ten. How many fingers, even though gnomes have 11 fingers, but gnomes have 11 fingers they do well then, it's 2 out of 11.
Speaker 3:If that's what it is, how many?
Speaker 1:well, it's not. It's not worth 11, it's not even worth talking about well, how many out of 11 would you give it? I would 6.5 6.5 out of 11 fingers yeah, 6 and a half out of 11 fingers.
Speaker 3:Yeah, six and a half. We won't be approaching the count.
Speaker 1:But no, it's nice. It is nice, but I want something a bit more Christmassy. First looks.
Speaker 3:First looks.
Speaker 1:First looks. So this is not a new thing. I mean, if anything, it's millions of years old probably, but, as listeners are probably aware and you definitely are, mr Hodgkiss- Cornwall's an odd place. Oh, very, very odd place, beautiful, beautifully odd, I like to think. I know quite a bit about Cornwall, but it still it keeps outstanding me. It keeps, it keeps keeps, keeps outstanding you keeps, keeps what's the word? It keeps surprising me and keeps, keeps me on my toes and it keeps. Yeah, sorry, yeah it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, every day just gives you a little surprise and something new that I didn't didn't realize. Oh, I'm looking forward to it. Yesterday or the day before yesterday, and just on the socials, and and, yeah, you get these random videos that pop up, based on your algorithms or whatever. So, um, your star wars, strippers and all this other stuff that pops up in your algorithms. And, um, listen back to season one, um, if you haven't already listened this. But um, season one, um, if you haven't already listened to this. But, um, something popped up about, uh, about cornwall. Oh, it's about cool. So have a little, uh, a little, watch this video. And, um, I didn't realize and this is, this is a fact. You might even know yourself and I still can't get my head around how it happens, but Cornwall rises up and down with the tide. It actually goes up and down with the tide.
Speaker 1:So so okay, explain so, due to the tide, Devon and Cornwall, they move up and down by 10 to 15 centimetres twice a day. Wow. So when the tide rises around the Peninsular Cove because there's so many caves and tunnels and things that go underneath.
Speaker 1:You're buoyant, so, yeah, yeah, so, which I just didn't realize. So when, when the tide rises on the coast, it has the effect of compressing the I'm reading this from the blurb but it has the effect of compressing the land and pushing it down. Um, and this wasn't really known until, I mean a little while ago, about 2003, which is quite recent really. Yeah, in 2003, a survey by dr matt king, who was working on the project um, he said the cornish coast has the biggest tides in britain, which result in it having the biggest bounce. So when the tide rises, the weight of water on the continental shelf around Cornwall increases and the county sinks into the Earth's crust. Wow, and according to Dr King, when the tide goes out, the weight lifts off and Cornwall bounces back up. Do they call?
Speaker 3:it, the Cornwall Bounce.
Speaker 1:They don't call it the Cornwall Bounce. They could do, why not they should?
Speaker 3:Give it a brand.
Speaker 2:Well, they don't call it the Corn Bounce. They could do, why not?
Speaker 1:It's called the Corn Bounce. Give it a brand. So apparently the survey is using American satellites to map the movements around 30 different stations all over Britain, measuring all the shifts to the nearest millimeter, and so far the biggest bounce has been recorded in Redruth and Camborne, the southwest ground station. Oh nice, With bounces measuring more than four inches.
Speaker 3:Well, williams, I mean four inches in Redruth. I'm not going to say that that's standard.
Speaker 1:Four inches is massive.
Speaker 3:Four inches is it's a pretty good bounce. I've heard Four inches is a four inches is it's a pretty good bounce. I've heard four inches hashtag good bounce um, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 1:so literally just bouncing up and down every day very slowly, but still well, yeah, right, yeah, but per day. That's quite quick, really, isn't it four inches. You think how big four inches is? It's massive and it will go up and down by four inches every day, that's up and up.
Speaker 3:Up, up four inches and down four inches twice a day yeah, up and down up and up and down, and up and down on four inches, yeah, um isn't that crazy, but I thought that was really interesting.
Speaker 1:might, might just be me it genuinely is interesting.
Speaker 3:You wouldn't think that you just assume that the land just continues and joins the seabed. You wouldn't think there was that much hollow space underneath it that it would actually rise up so effectively. Then, if we had a big enough saw, we could cut Cornwall off, just cut it and push it into the sea and it'd just float away. Amazing, wow, wow.
Speaker 1:Wow, wow, Mr Archicus.
Speaker 3:Well, well, well.
Speaker 1:So Cornwall is. I think I've told you this before, but Cornwall is very different. So Cornwall actually is a lot of its.
Speaker 3:It is very different, ladies and gentlemen. It is.
Speaker 1:So Cornwall actually is a lot of its. It is very different, ladies and gentlemen, it is Because I told you before we're slightly radioactive, so our minerals and Slightly radioactive we are so radon.
Speaker 1:So all our minerals and rocks under Cornwall is very different than the rest of Britain and it gives off a lot of radon, which is a radioactive thing. It gives off a lot of radon, which is a radioactive yes, Right, but it matches closely to Brittany in France. Yeah, and that's because you go back. Scientists have written and corrected me, but you go back 200,000 years. We were actually probably more likely connected to France.
Speaker 3:Ooh, la la.
Speaker 1:And then we sort of you know however it works, disconnected from it and then ended up connecting to the British trials as the tectonic plate shifted. Yes, disconnected from France and became British so we left France and we connected out of Britain, and then we've just been bobbing up and down ever since, moving on from four inches tips tips for dads tips for dads.
Speaker 2:Tips for dads. Tips for dads, tips for dads.
Speaker 3:We've got some tips for dads.
Speaker 1:Get your tips out for the dads.
Speaker 3:Yeah. So, williams, this week we are looking at tips for dads. As this is going on Boxing Day, we are looking for tips for dads who are struggling, shall we say, with family members. Just before we get into the tips, wells, do you enjoy the family time at Christmas, or are you kind of more of a recluse and shut the door and leave me alone?
Speaker 1:It depends if I've won the Christmas board game or not really.
Speaker 3:Is that it? What is the Christmas board game of choice?
Speaker 1:Of my choice that I've not made for the last 10 years Monopoly.
Speaker 3:Well, I suppose you have to be careful what you say, because you're probably listening to this podcast as well.
Speaker 1:I'm not allowed to play Monopoly.
Speaker 3:Why is that? Because you get angry.
Speaker 1:No because I win, Because you win yes.
Speaker 3:Is that because you're tired, I'm good at Monopoly. How are you good at Monopoly? Is it a game of chance?
Speaker 1:my wife, who she actually played Monopoly with me about four years ago now, but she referred to me as Donald Trump. So yeah, moving on, tips for dads, tips for dads.
Speaker 3:So here's three tips for dads who are struggling with it all. So don't overbook yourselves. A lot of the time, valiums, you get overbooked. You've got to say no to a few things you do. It's not necessarily the people that you are seeing that breaks you, it's the volume of people you're having to see. It's like, okay, on this day we'll go and see auntie pat, on that day we'll go and see auntie sandra, and the next day we'll go and see don't spread your joy within no, no, because it's nice to celebrate, but most people kind of go out.
Speaker 3:that's why Fridays and Saturdays are good. You go out and have good times, but you can do it every night. So if you go and spend a whole week just seeing people, it's lovely, but it's very much like ticking a box. And, yeah, I'd suggest holding a party, have a party at your house or something. Get it all over done in one big blast.
Speaker 3:The other tip I would say is like, if you struggle and you're a bit like, oh, I've got to go and see this person, and I've had this situation a few times where I'm like we've got to go and see such and such and I just don't want to.
Speaker 3:You have to because you know, be a good person person but have a secret code word. So it's like if it's time to go, you can be like, uh, we need to go and have some, get some gravy, gravy, yep, uh, need to stop, remember to get some gravy, and the code word there would be gravy, yeah. So it's like okay, we need to, we need to make a move now it's time to to go, and one that I heard about was just it's genius. It's one of those things where you're like no. But the guy who told me about it was like I can actually see you doing this. He said he bought a foghorn one year and he said, as soon as he got Like a, like one of those ones where, yeah, like one of those, like a big-ass foghorn. So when someone's being a bit inappropriate or starting to talk about something that could say, just blew, it Just blew the foghorn.
Speaker 2:I was just like.
Speaker 3:I love that as an idea. Like I won't be bold enough to do it, but so yeah. So those are the tips. Don't overbook yourselves, have a secret code word and bring a foghorn.
Speaker 1:And on to your first look, Mr Hodgkiss.
Speaker 3:Right, so my first look is probably the same first look I did last year and it's probably the same first look I did the year before that, because this time of year, Well, you can't have more than one first look, because it's the first look. Well, because the years change now, so it's first look for this year.
Speaker 1:Okay, oh, not celebrity.
Speaker 3:Oh, no, no, I'm a celebrity is fantastic. I have done that a couple of years in a row, but this one it's all about. If I was to say to you Wells, do, do, do, do, do, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. One of the greats, because there are so many players who could potentially cause an upset and do it well.
Speaker 3:Um, I have been watching, so I had a first look at a new show that they've released, a documentary called um game of throws. It's on sky documentaries, it's a three-part series and it follows the darts players last year, the 2024, 2023, 2024 alley pally tournament, and it's brilliant to get a real, an insight into, like, just how normal guys are. It's really good. Um, so give it a like, uh, give it a watch, but by boxing day now we're getting, we're getting into the, we're getting to last 32. Um, we're getting into the, we're getting into the the the real business, because there's some good money in this tournament. The winner gets half a million this year, which is just crazy amounts of money for playing darts. Obviously, all the kind of and Littler's turned 18?.
Speaker 3:No, he's only 17. He'll be turning 18 in the new year, so he's still a kid. He was six, maybe he's 18. I beg your pardon, was he 17 last year and he's turned? He's still a kid. Um, he was six, maybe he's 18 I beg your pardon.
Speaker 1:He could be 17 last year in his turn 18. Yes, but he was only just turned 17, so he's.
Speaker 3:I don't know when his birthday is, but I can find out, but anyway, he's a young man. He's a young man who looks old. That was the whole thing. It was like he can't be that young. He's got a beard and a beer belly. He can't be that young, but he's. He's had a good year this year. He actually won the Grand Slam in Wolverhampton and he just seems to kind of step up when the pressure's on. It's like okay, he can do it. And there's Luke Humphries, obviously, which is great. You can't look past the likes of Michael Smith and Michael Van Gerwen.
Speaker 1:Luke Humphries being the champion.
Speaker 3:Luke Humphries is the current champion. Yes, so I am expecting this tournament to throw up a few surprises, to be full of fun, and I genuinely just love sitting and watching the darts for like two and a half weeks. I genuinely the end of it once. Once the tournament finishes, so like it's usually, like january, the second or january the third is my coca-cola lorry.
Speaker 1:That's my.
Speaker 3:It's christmas it's christmas, the darts is on. Absolutely, I couldn't agree more. It's it's I look for. I genuinely look forward to it, like I used to watch darts all the time. I don't watch anywhere near as much. I don't have the time to start.
Speaker 1:I'm literally just christmas. Get into it. Oh, I should watch this more than I don't yeah, yeah, that's it, that is exactly it.
Speaker 3:You're like we could watch this throughout the year. There's low, there's the match play, there's the premier league. Like, yeah, I might, might, tune in occasionally, but the darts, the christmas starts. I'm like, no, no, I'm gonna watch the whole tournament, every single game. I don't care. There's a random guy from belgium versus some random guy from Uzbekistan. I'm watching it because that guy from Uzbekistan is fucking awesome he could do it. He could do it. It's his year, so you just never know. So it's such a good fun tournament. So, yeah, first look.
Speaker 1:How's Michael van Goor in Out of?
Speaker 3:form Pretty poor. No, he's like the big, the ones who were like going price, who was good, he's kind of gone down. Rob Cross, there's it's, there's some new blood coming through well yeah new blood's coming through the old guard are. They've been put on notice, I think some of the Peter Snakebite right. He's playing terribly, but then again you have people like Gary Anderson, who's kind of coming back into form.
Speaker 2:And he could come and win it.
Speaker 3:And you've always got the likes of Barton, who's great just to watch because it's like a bit of a legend. He's never going to win it, but you never know. You never know who's going to cause an upset on the day he turns up and just beats somebody, but it's a great tournament. So first look at the alley pally and by the time you listen to this it's probably it could be coming towards the end. So here's my tips williams, your tips if I was a betting man.
Speaker 3:Uh, I'm gonna go for the only person I'm gonna put money on. There's only two, and it is the luke's, humphries and littler but last year's final last year's final. I think they get the due to clash in the semi-finals this year if they get through um, but I think one of those will win it. If someone said, go on, he's a tenner, put it on someone who's not those two, I'd be looking at michael smith or, as an outside bet, gary Anderson, because he's won it a couple of times before you just never know.
Speaker 1:It could just come back and never bet against Gary Anderson at the Alley Pally and I keep saying, one day, one day I go Alley Pally, but then it's like have you never been? No, but like Christmas have you never.
Speaker 3:You've never been like to the darts at Christmas at Ali Pali. No, Walliams, we have to write this. Even Leanne's been to the darts at Ali Pali at Christmas.
Speaker 1:No, I've not because it's quite difficult, isn't it? Because it's Christmas and I live? How many miles away?
Speaker 3:yeah, you don't. You live for. You live closer than I do. I'm taking it next year next year we are having a lad's weekend. That can be your kind of delayed stag. Do we can go to the alley pali and darts? Did I tell you about the time I took leslie?
Speaker 1:I probably have told you this story before yeah, I didn't realize it was the christmas one.
Speaker 3:I thought it was another time no, no, they only do the alley pali at christmas, someone did like pac-Man, didn't they Pac-Man?
Speaker 1:That was it.
Speaker 3:We were sat in the bleachers on the sides in the cheap seats and like it was only 20 quid a ticket, Like it wasn't expensive and all of it. So you're looking down at the table and the tables are all set out in grids like a grid system. All of a sudden, from these different doors run all these ghosts, waka, waka, waka waka.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like five of them in ghost costumes and they start running at random between the tables and everyone's like wait. And then all of a sudden, about 10 seconds later, pac-man comes running and starts chasing them around the tables. And it was just. It was.
Speaker 2:I mean, there's a match going on at the telly Waka waka, waka, waka waka.
Speaker 3:There's two guys up there trying to win £64,000. Like who wants? To be millionaire and there's these idiots in costumes running around these tables and everyone's going way, way. Could you imagine?
Speaker 1:that Wimbledon or something, Wimbledon final this thing's going to go like, like, like like.
Speaker 3:You just start running around. Chuck your pictures a bit and people wonder if it should be a game or a sport. I don't know. We'll leave that up to you Listeners to decide. Oh dear, but yeah, that's my first look At Walliams.
Speaker 1:Oh, lovely, well, because it's Christmas, well, boxing Day, and before we enter the new year of Dry, dry January, we're going to have A bonus. Firsty first, whee, whee, dry January, we're going to have a bonus thirsty first, hooray.
Speaker 2:Christmas time.
Speaker 3:Bonus thirsty first. Happy Christmas. Happy Christmas, bonus thirsty thirst. Happy Christmas happy Christmas is that a?
Speaker 1:sprout on the cover this is no, it's a psychedelic, psychedelic looking cover that's a sprout, that is it says it's a candied orange pale ale that sounds decent, actually 3.4 percent are proper, yes, a, proper b, you can actually drink it without getting hammered, I do. I do like a candied orange actually I don't like orange I don't like orange, but a candied peel, you know, when it's like been properly just ohfied, I would eat that.
Speaker 3:I've got big hopes for this. Although I'm not usually a fan of fruit and beer, I've got big hopes for this.
Speaker 1:No, there's no blurb. I can see.
Speaker 3:Just crack it open and see what it's like.
Speaker 1:A bit psychedelic, but let's see what the sound is like. Oh, oh, quiet, but spillage. More about you than the beer, though that is Quite possibly Very much a light beer, like the last one, because it is an IPA, candied orange. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas Williams oh it's very oh, that smells like an orange, that smells like an orange juice, basically.
Speaker 3:Give it a go.
Speaker 1:Cheers Will, Cheers give it a go cheers, cheers, cheers.
Speaker 3:There's no the silence says it all.
Speaker 1:I was expecting a bit more of a like a sugary, but it's just a. It tastes like orange juice, does it?
Speaker 3:like actual orange juice. Excuse me, is there any beer-y flavour?
Speaker 1:no, like an orange juice, but not it looks very confused listeners imagine a pure orange juice, but watered down you're so squash yeah a slight fizz, oh it's fizzy squash.
Speaker 3:Nice, it looks like a squash. Actually, maybe that's all it is. It's just fizzy robinsons yeah, that's odd.
Speaker 1:I'd give that a how many?
Speaker 3:how many thumbs fingers?
Speaker 1:out of 11.
Speaker 3:7 fingers out of 11 so it's better than the carol. Yeah, so merry christmas is better than carol, but like strange, that is a. I would drink my after so, like seven out of eleven, is still about 66, 67 percent considering he's pulling a funny face, quite refreshing, pretty high it was like a hot, hot day and a game of tennis or something I would, uh, grab a pint of this do you know the best? Do you know the best alcoholic beverage?
Speaker 1:on a hot day. What's that?
Speaker 3:a rattler. A rattler, oh, on a hot day can't be that. I don't got worried about that for six months, though, so you go back to your own squash. You enjoy it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, anyways.
Speaker 3:Anyways yeah.
Speaker 1:Anyways, boxing Day, christmas special.
Speaker 2:Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1:To firsty first for you. Look at that.
Speaker 3:We're spoiling you listeners. We're spoiling you.
Speaker 1:So we're at the end of the episode. So you've probably had enough Christmas cracker jokes. I would say Never, never. A little Boxing Day joke for you. A little Boxing Day joke for you, a little boxing. Mike Tyson walked into a bar.
Speaker 3:Ouch.
Speaker 1:Ouch Another one for you.
Speaker 2:Another one for you.
Speaker 1:Mike Tyson and Jake Paul walked into a bar ouch, ouch, you've got a lot of boxing day, haven't you? You've got a lot of boxing day football's always good, always great on boxing day, isn't it? Who's Wolves got Wolves got man United. Man, lot of boxing day. Football is always good, always great On Boxing Day, isn't it? And Wolves got Wolves got man United.
Speaker 3:Man United on Boxing Day yeah.
Speaker 1:So both Wolves and man United the squad. They walked into a bar.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm. Out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out.
Speaker 2:Bye, ouch, ouch ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out.
